Some Facts about Hellboy

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1. Hellboy isn't actually fireproof. The fire just doesn't want to touch Hellboy.

2. Hellboy can beat god in an arm wrestling match.

3. Hellboy's Fist, Gun, and penis have all been made larger thanks to years of expirience.

4. It's been mathematically proven Hellboy is too awesome for words.

5. The B.P.R.D staff shouldn't worry about people taking pictures of Hellboy, since Hellboy's Awsomeness can not be contained in a single picture anyway.

6. When Mike Mignola wanted a good idea for a character, he threw the words, "awesome, badass, and hell" into a comic book blender and Hellboy was born instantly

7. Hellboy is right. You are wrong.

8. Some say Hellboy is owned by Dark Horse. On the contrary, Hellboy owns Dark Horse.

9. When Hellboy was born, the total amount of ass kicking in the world rose 5,890,723,265%. don't even get me started on how much it rose when he got his 1st gun...

10. In Hellboy 2, when hellboy says "Let me put this as delicately as I can" He procedes to pound the bad guy to hell and back, Several times. But people realized the scene had too much badassness for people to handle, so the edited that part out.

11. The princess in Hellboy 2 didn't stab herself to save Hellboy from her brother, she stabbed herself to save her brother from Hellboy's asskicking.

12. Hellboy actually could destroy the entire golden army if everyone else just stayed out of his way.

13. Hellboy DID  destroy the golden army in the original script of the movie. But the fight was too short, so he fought the Prince instead.

14. The Big Bang, refers to Hellboy's birth

15. Hellboy's skin isn't naturally red. It got that way from all the blood from his enemies.

16. Hellboy knew E=mc2 before Enstien.

17. Hellboy doesn't live in Hell anymore because he was too awesome to be contained there.

18. Liz was puzzled when she found out she was pregnant. Mostly because she never slept with Hellboy to begin with...

19. New Hampshire's former landmark, "The Old Man in the Mountain" Was meant to be called "A tribute to Hellboy's Awesomeness" When he found out this wasn't the case, he destroyed it immediatlely. Erosion was the cover story.

20. WWII started when Hellboy shot a Nazi. America just tried to follow hellboy's example.

21. Hellboy started, and Finished WWII. In a day. The rest of the world just didn't realize it yet.

22.Hellboy is better than you. And you know it...

23. Hellboy's gun's shoot awesomeness at people.

24. Hellboy scares so many bad guys he scares the good guys.

25. People complained that Hellboy's New Game, "The Science of Evil" was too easy since you could clear out an entire room of enemies in less than a second. The producers just said that they wanted to give people a realistic Hellboy Experience